YOUR AD HERE: Kevin

Name: Kevin Carmouche
Age: 23
Hometown: Channelview, TX
Profession: X-ray Technician

1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
In 5 years I want to have my MRI certification, hopefully (GOD willing) I want to be married. Really tired of the whole club scene D.O.C.(DEATH OF CLUBBING). Also I just bought a home not to long ago and I would like to make a few changes, but not alot.

2. If you were given $10 million (tax-free), how would you handle that?
If I was given $10 million tax free I would first give 2 million to GOD. Then give my parents 2 million and my brother 2 million. The rest of it would go towards paying off my house and car. Then I would buy a bigger house, Phantom Drophead Coupe, Escalade EXT., big-body Mercedes coupe and lastly help my ni**a Nemo get League started.

3. What are the first three things that you notice in a guy/girl? (Ex. Appearance/Style or Personality/Intelligence)
The first 3 things I notice about a female is her appearance and the way she carries herself. Then her personality, cuz if her attitude stank that can make her ugly as hell no matter how beautiful she may look. Then lastly I notice if she is intelligent and what kind of future she wants for herself.

4. Whats been the worst experience you have had with the opposite sex?
The worst experience I've had with the opposite sex was the time I got put down with this one female by my barber. So he gives her my number and she hits me up, and we decide to meet up. So I meet this girl at a Pizza Hut for some odd reason and she comes and gets in my car and no lie this girl looked like Lawanda from "In Living Color". I mean in my head I'm screaming that's how scary she looks. So from that point I'm thinking of ways to lose her. So I dropped her off and jetted.

5. What’s your idea of a "perfect" first date or the "perfect" career?
The perfect first date would be simple. A nice dinner and a movie. I would cook for her. Then we would eat, talk and maybe have a little wine. Then we would head off to the movies or whatever we decide to do next.

6. Additional comments/ Promotion
Well here you go homebro is this what you wanted. lol. Naw it was cool. Peace, love and hair grease I'm out.

YOUR AD HERE: Megan

Name: Megan Ford
Age: 23
Hometown: Rockwall, TX
Profession: Event Consultant & PR Director for Professional Socialites

1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
In five years, mentally, I see myself with a Master's or a law degree (both if I time it right). Personally, I'd like to be married (but knowing me... there's no telling on that one). My daughter will be 10 (oh my goodness... really?), so being a good mother will still be at the top of my list. And of course, I plan to have built and expanded the brand for my company, Professional Socialites, on a grander scale.

2. If you were given $10 million (tax-free), how would you handle that?
First, I'd tithe my 10%. I know that sounds trite, but I need some blessings!! Then, I'd pay off all of my student loans. Nothing more unsexy than a chick with debt. I'd give $1 million each to my parents, $2 million to my sister. $2 million in a trust fund for my daughter, $2 million invested in my company and business ventures, and $1 million to invest and spend for my personal enjoyment.

3. What are the first three things that you notice in a guy/girl? Ex. Appearance/Style or Personality/Intelligence
First thing I notice about a man is teeth. I have a thing for nice, straight teeth. I have dated some real losers in my day (everyone has to kiss a few frogs), but they have always had nice teeth. Second, is grammar. Bad grammar is a major pet peeve, plus I have an overly grandiloquent vocabulary. If I meet a guy who can define grandiloquent, I'd be all over that! Third, I ask if they eat pork. I love all things pork, so I need a guy who can be as excited as I am about Bacon Salt (google it!).

4. Whats been the worst experience you have had with the opposite sex?
My ex cheated on me with a stripper, then brought me around the girl. I was sitting there looking stupid until he walked away and I thought to ask her about how they knew each other. Lol... Needless to say, it turned into a loooong night.

5. What’s your idea of a "perfect" first date or the "perfect" career?
I have the perfect career (Co-owner/Event Consultant/Public Relations Director of Professional Socialites). Perfect Date?... Going out to eat, talk and drink, getting insanely full, then going bowling or shooting pool. I suck at both, but it gives lots of chances to talk.

6. Additional comments/ Promotion
Professional Socialites Event Planning & Public Relations is a new company that was formed by myself and my best friend. We do wedding, social and corporate event planning, as well as public relations for the special events industry. Our launch party will be held August 11th at the Darryl & Co. showroom in the Heights from 7-9pm. Come out, mix and mingle, and get to know the Socialites. For more information: info@professional socialites.com or www.professionalsocialites.com.

YOUR AD HERE: Neil

Name: Neil P. Dougherty
Age: 24
Hometown: Columbia, SC
Profession: Medical Device Sales- Technology Consultant



1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
5 years from now I see myself with my dream job, my dream house, saving for my dream car, and finally considering adding my dream girl to the equation.

2. If you were given $10 million (tax-free), how would you handle that?
If I were given 10 million, half of it would go straight to retirement. 1 million would go to new business ventures. (possibly starting a family restaurant) 1 million tucked into umbrella fund for potiential lil ones. 3 million for personal investments, bills and ofcourse.. SHOPPING.. popping big time tags.. haha

3. What are the first three things that you notice in a guy/girl? (Ex. Appearance/Style or Personality/Intelligence)
First I notice a woman's physical ASSets... j/p.. no not really.. but there is definitely something so sexy about a woman who is maintained, in shape, but not overdone. Second, I notice how she carries herself; how she interacts with others. Does she beg or demand other's attention or are people inspired or otherwise compelled to offer her recognition? Third, not to be cheesy or to bite off of Jamie Foxx, but I notice if "she got her own". Does she have her own style? Does she have her own interests and values? You know.. things that make her special. Things that make her "different" from all the other pretty girls of the world.

4. Whats been the worst experience you have had with the opposite sex?
My worst experience with the opposite sex was trying to date a woman who couldn't dance. Never realized how important it was. Trust me it is. Things do carry over ya know.

5. What’s your idea of a "perfect" first date or the "perfect" career?
My perfect first date would be a date that wasn't very perfect at all. The best first date would involve something unexpected... something goofy or challenging happening of which could be ragged or bragged about when strangers ask, "HOW DID YOU GUYS FIRST MEET?".. However, it would not hurt if Robin Thicke, Al Green, Jamie Foxx, Maxwell and John Legend magically appear out of thin air and help progress the date along with generous live musical contributions.

Comments:
Shout out to Neil for not hesitating to participate and for also providing an interesting first feature. Stay tuned for next week's feature.

"YOUR AD HERE" QUESTIONNAIRE

Hello World,

A new section is being added to the blog named "Your Ad Here." This section is a weekly post (or the attempt of) that features a female/ male and their personal thoughts of CAREER, LIFESTYLE, AND ATTRACTION through a questionnaire. "Your Ad Here" is harmless entertainment and can also be used for extra (FREE) advertisement for your business venture/website/etc. Females and males are welcome to participate. Props to Eighty81.com

STEPS:

1. FILL OUT THE QUESTIONNAIRE (BELOW)
2. EMAIL YOUR COMPLETED QUESTIONNAIRE ALONG WITH A PICTURE TO (nemo575@gmail.com)

QUESTIONNAIRE:

1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

2. If you were given $10 million (tax-free), how would you handle that?

3. What are the first three things that you notice in a guy/girl?
(Ex. Appearance/Style or Personality/Intelligence)

4. Whats been the worst experience you have had with the opposite sex?

5. What’s your idea of a "perfect" first date or the "perfect" career?

6. Additional comments/ Promotion